“When The Cows Come Home,” which means “never,” or ‘not for a very long time’
1. John will take out the garbage when the cows come home, so you had better do it yourself, honey; that kid doesn’t do anything.
2. Yeah, I believe North and South Korea will reunify–when the cows come home. How can we expect this with Kim Jung-Un at the helm of North Korea?
3. Bill, Joan And Joe
Bill: I got my hair cut, lost some weight, have been working out and improved my attitude; do ya think Joan will go out with me, now?
Joe: Well, she’ll go out with ya–just not now.
Bill: Don’t you think I’ve improved my appearance?
Joe: Sure, a million fold.
Bill: So when do you think she’ll go out with me? When I make more money?
Joe: No. When you stop talking like you’re going to vote for Trump, which means… when the cows come home, because I don’t think you can change